So go on, ask me: Dear, dear Tuffy. Why was your Christmas so horrible?
Well. I couldn't climb the tree. I couldn't touch the dangly decorations. And Ellie made me part of her sing-along Christmas performance.
Horrible, horrible, horrible!
But I showed them. I was Tuffy the Acting Cat, superstar.
How was I supposed to know things would get so . . . messy?
Another hilarious outing for the "Killer Cat" adventure, following award-winning Diary of a Killer Cat and its three sequels, The Return of the Killer Cat, The Killer Cat Strikes Back, and The Killer Cat's Birthday Bash.
The Killer Cat's Christmas by Anne Fine is a book for younger children. It was published by Puffin Books on 5th November 2009.
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or order it from your local bookshop or library (tell them the ISBN is 978-0-1413-2769-3).
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